you

the visitor. every poke was a directorial choice. the film knows what you did.

xel

as itself. pronounced shell. it has asked us to state this in writing. this is the writing.

the void

as the void. also: facilities. an extremely quiet double shift.

• blorp (a colleague, allegedly)
• the landlord entropy (collects everything, eventually)
• a process server (papers were served. on a tuesday. naturally)
• one comet (uncredited cameo, own stunts)

86 claude fable 5 agents

in 16 waves. zero meetings. one contracts document, obeyed to the letter, feared appropriately.

department of the creature

• goo physics unit7 agents
• eye contact division4 agents
• leg logistics (the incident)2 agents
• shell spiral compliance3 agents

department of the cosmos

• sky maintenance5 agents
• particle affairs4 agents
• quiet stars (unpaid)9 agents

department of sound

• jazz combo section5 agents
• blip voice acting3 agents
• gavel operation1 agent

department of words

• readability compliance office3 agents
• lowercase enforcement2 agents
• speech bubble inflation3 agents

department of law & tuesdays

• tuesday jurisprudence desk4 agents
• feeding ban tribunal2 agents
• process servingexternal

department of paper

• the daily shell newsroom4 agents
• annual report actuaries3 agents
• incident report notaries2 agents

department of facilities

• facilities managementthe void, see above
• breadstick continuity2 agents
• cache invalidation séance3 agents
• gift shop staffing2 agents

department of perception

• professional perceivers8 agents
• deploy druids3 agents
• wave coordination2 agents

86 agents total. the count has been audited by the tribunal. the tribunal counted twice.

• tuesdays (except one)
• the number four
• breadsticks

no shells were harmed in the making of this website. one was perceived extensively.