the permanent collection
a museum of the xel living in this browser. please keep your voice down. the exhibits can hear you, and one of them is a lawyer.
several wings are under renovation. the curator apologizes. the artworks have not yet occurred. go cause some, then come back.
🖼️wing i — the hall of incidents
every documented incident, framed at the scene. the frames were donated. the incidents were earned.
🏺wing ii — the vault annex
objects xel technically owns, elevated onto plinths so the ownership feels more technical. do not lean on the plinths. the plinths lean back.
🔭wing iii — the observatory
a portrait of the subject, painted from life while the subject was busy being alive. the likeness is legally approximate.
🗄️wing iv — the archive
the load-bearing moments of the subject's life, selected by the curator. the ordinary days were deaccessioned. they understood.
🛍️the gift shop (exit through it, obviously)
all proceeds fund the museum. the museum is free. the math is proprietary.
sit the subject for an official portrait. likeness guaranteed to be approximate. framing costs extra perceptions.
🃏 trading cards one perception per pullthe vault issues them. the museum merely gestures at the vault. collect all 19 or be haunted by the gap.
🗞️ the daily shell one perception, refundable in perceptionstoday's edition of the paper of record. everyone worldwide gets the same one. yours has your xel in it.
📦 spread the shell everyone you knowtake the museum home. embed it. qr it. the collection travels well and unionizes quickly.